Jingle Bots
By
Kaekokat14 and Laserbot

Dashing down the hall, with Ratchet on your tail
It'd be so much more fun, If he didn't curse and yell
Wheeljack making things blow up, Each and every day
What fun it is to prank and teas the Autobots today

Jingle Jack Jingle Jack, blown up all the way
Oh what fun it is to fry circuits every day
Jingle Jack Jingle Jack, blown up all the way
Oh what fun it is to fry circuits every day, hay!

A day or two ago, I thought I take a drive
down the country road, along the Arks trail side
Brawn was short and tough, miscalculation seemed his luck
He slid into a drift bank and then he got stuck

Jingle Jack Jingle Jack, blown up all the way
Oh what fun it is to fry circuits every day
Jingle Jack Jingle Jack, blown up all the way
Oh what fun it is to fry circuits every day, hay!

A day or two ago, a story Bluestreak told
Prime walked out on the snow, one his bum he fell
Sideswipe was driving by, with his brother at his side
They giggled at the sight then they laughed with all their might

Jingle Jack Jingle Jack, blown up all the way
Oh what fun it is to fry circuits every day
Jingle Jack Jingle Jack, blown up all the way
Oh what fun it is to fry circuits every day, hay!

Now the ark is white, decodered in Christmas lights
If ol’ red had his way, the place be locked down tight
Jazz is cool and smart, he parties day and night
much to Prowls delight, his hands are full tonight!

Jingle Jack Jingle Jack, blown up all the way
Oh what fun it is to fry circuits every day
Jingle Jack Jingle Jack, blown up all the way
Oh what fun it is to fry... circuits... every... day, hay!!